Tall, Blond, Handsome, Cuban, Bunco cupcake eating squirrels

Okay, let me splain' that title...

Other than looking for Maria Geraci or any of my fabulous books, the most common search words that bring people to my blog are: tall, blonde, handsome, Cuban, Bunco cupcakes and squirrel. What do these words have in common, you ask?

Well, I've written posts with the following titles:

Tall, blond and handsome.

My Big Fat Cuban baby shower

To the Squirrel who ate my hamburger

Bunco cupcakes

Imagine how much blog traffic I'd get if I could actually write a post that combined those 7 magic words. Maybe just having a title with all the words together will do the trick ;)

On that note, I will leave you with this. If they ever do a movie version of The Boyfriend of the Month Club, I KNOW who I would want to play Joe. From the second I wrote him he was always Chris Evans for me. So here's the tall, blond, handsome part. Now all I need is a Bunco cupcake to hand feed him. (Maybe next week I'll find a Cuban squirrel I can blog about.)

My Big Fat Cuban Baby

That's the title to a book I might write in the future. The fact that I DID have a big fat Cuban baby (Kevin weighed 9 lbs) makes it almost seem autobiographical, but I think it has potential. My friend Sybil actually came up with it :)


Of course, I can't write anything new until I finish the revisions on "Church". I got stalled out when I tried to make it into a series. Just like me to think of a series when I haven't even gotten the damn thing published yet, but it seemed like a good idea at the time. Now I'm having to go back and add back all the stuff I'd put in originally because a book has to be as best as you can possibly make it. Plus of course, you know I have to add in some more stuff as well. But at least I'm listening to some good music when I do it. Go check out Colbie Caillat's Coco album. It's awesome.



Next week I'll be off to Cancun with the family. I'm taking my iPOD and my laptop with me and hoping I'll come back with a polished manuscript I can give to my cps.